I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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