We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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