i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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