just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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