Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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