Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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