Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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