dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize