Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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