what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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I will pee on everything he values.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?