I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I love having hate sex.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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