I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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