The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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