is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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