I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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