what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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