She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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