She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy