The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf