I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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