You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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