Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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