Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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