actually, I'm a sock model
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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