need another drink. this is the easiest way
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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