you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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