I didn't shave. On purpose
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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