I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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