Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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