they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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