Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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