I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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