I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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