i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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