is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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