Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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