I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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