sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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