Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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