My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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