I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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