it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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