I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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