soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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