Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think your dad took our porno
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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