She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How naked do you want me to be?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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