i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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