did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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