Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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