Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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