He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He felt like a one man threesome
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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